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The girls are gone -


TAGS: obama let down
Rating: 4.32/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:20 pm
Brilliant. 5 stars
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 1:25 pm
It's like this. America goes to war. Canada goes ,"****! Really?" Then Canada goes on to kick a**.
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 1:25 pm
It's like this. America goes to war. Canada goes ,"****! Really?" Then Canada goes on to kick a**.
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 1:22 pm
I like Canada. I really do. There is an undercurrent of national pride that says "We need a strong military" Rhe Canadians I have served with were nothing short of amazing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 12:10 am

Some Canadians say "youse".....I don't, I wasn't raised by wolves.
EmmaRoydes - June 5, 2014, 12:03 am
bagged milk? That's one I've never heard
EmmaRoydes - June 5, 2014, 12:02 am
you forgot youse and all y'all
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 11:04 pm

American one....Y'all.(your turn)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 11:03 pm

I've been over the "eh" thing and the bagged milk thing and the "aboot thing....and all the other things many times. I grew up in the tourist industry in north western Ontario...I've studied your people. For every Canadian idiosyncrasy there is an..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 10:57 pm

And you forgot the "huh" at the end of yours......what's that aboot? (for every Canadian "eh" there is an American "huh"...think aboot it)
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 10:41 pm
Wait, you forgot to put eh? at the end of your sentence :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 9:39 pm

I'll spell aboot correctly when you spell honour and colour correctly.
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 9:19 pm
Not until you spell about korekly
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 8:08 pm

"Tell Canada"? There's that world police attitude again. Try asking Canada....or how aboot we "tell" you? :)
fauxnews - June 4, 2014, 7:11 pm
LOL..You don't f***ing say? ;-p
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 6:09 pm
and don't ever, ever, f*** with any of us again.
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 6:06 pm
and we could do it with a coalition. We tell canada, you take that piece of the country and f*** it up, australia you get that piece, uk do this part, and we take the rest. Voila, we win. Then we tell the people, go make a new govt and don't call us again
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 6:04 pm
If we wanted to win a war, all the suits have to do is go to the chairman of the JCS and say "Go f*** up that country" and stay out. Next thing you know, that country is f***ed up.
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 6:02 pm
I think h_o_t is banned and s_h_o_t contains it.
fauxnews - June 4, 2014, 6:00 pm
/the sh**s = s'h**s (i.e. the word 's h o t' is considered worthy of censorship? f*** me).
fauxnews - June 4, 2014, 5:58 pm
Agreed. That's why Powell walked. The military wasn't allowed to call the sh**s. The politicians and the suits were making decisions that should've only been left to men and women in uniform, and other warriors. Not armchair phonies.
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 5:47 pm
commit troops, do it in a way that we can win, not fight for 10 years, turn tail, and run. If the military had made the decisions, the war would have been decided years ago. Same thing with Vietnam and Korea.
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 5:46 pm
But Afghanistan was a totally different situation. The problem there is having the civilians, who have no warfare experience, running the war. ROE should be decided by the commanders in the field, not the suits in the white house. If we have reason to
fauxnews - June 4, 2014, 4:14 pm
Exactly.The failure of the Iraq war(and the way it bankrupted America)is a case in point about what can go wrong when'Murica plays the role of the world's policeman:Bush"shouldn't" have decided which of the Axis of Evil to go after.What a disaster! :-/
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 3:21 pm
Thank you moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, That is right on the money. We should not be the world's policemen. And the president shouldn't be able to pick and choose which ones he gets to supply
foxrecon19d - June 4, 2014, 1:45 pm
Silence, moo. How dare you disgrace the great and powerful hashtag?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 1:27 pm

Don't you have enough problems in your own country?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 1:25 pm

Why do Americans feel it is their responsibility to police the world? Of course the kidnapping of anyone is horrible, but why would your president be expected to do anything about it?
foxrecon19d - June 4, 2014, 1:00 pm
Funny... to kill Cliven Bundy, Obama deployed snipers, spec ops, law enforcement, drones, satellite surveillance. To find 200 Christian girls who are forcefully being converted to Islam, all Obama can offer is this


SO YOU THINK YOU EARNED THAT GOLD MEDAL? -




LIBERAL HYPOCRITE - Obama's daughters are off limits but when a dirty old man wants to tell jokes about Willow Palin when she's 14 that's humor




THE U.S. ECONOMY - The dollar isn't worth a crap anymore but it does make good toilet paper




CHRISTINA TAYLOR-GREEN - The Best Reason For Unification Of The Nation




WE'LL HELP YOU PACK -




70% OF MILITARY PERSONNEL EXPECTED TO VOTE FOR MITT - I guess when your laying your life on the line for your country You know who better to vote for Maybe leftists should serve in the military


TAGS: obama romney 2012 election military voter suppression let them vote
Rating: 4.33/5

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birddseedd - August 28, 2014, 4:30 pm
why did nobody stand up when all of the military votes were "lost"?
ihadone - September 5, 2012, 2:51 pm
70 percent says a lot and you make up the 30 percent. Thanks for your service! Leftist have taken the democrat party over.
starryeyedguy - September 5, 2012, 10:35 am
I'm a liberal and I served 7 years in the military which was during Desert Storm - and I voted for Clinton! Not all military are blind conservatives.


DEAR MR. OBAMA -


TAGS: letter to president obama
Rating: 4.67/5

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OTC - October 20, 2014, 5:57 pm
apparently, doing a bunch of interns count as serving.
Curlyrocks - October 15, 2014, 3:55 pm
Just curious, does dodging Nam and doing a bunch of coke count as serving?
Thedge - October 15, 2014, 12:46 am
That sir, is a sad part of the American plight. A president on the wrong side. I was afraid when the people elected a man to be chief that had never served. Am not disappointed in him so much as the people that put him there. Stupidity.


LIE MUCH? - Sorry, but I'm having a tough time believing Ann & Mitt Romney do their own chores and shop at Costco.




GAY PRIDE OREOS - What will they think of next? Sextuple stuffed Oreos. That's damned politically incorrect. Michelle Obama is going to have an aneurism over all that sugar!




VOTER ID IS DISCRIMINATORY - And yet F.L.O.T.U.S. requires a photo ID for a book signing! I guess book signings are more important than voting! PRICELESS HYPOCRISY




GODWIN'S LAW - There, I said it, ...But it was ok when Bush was president to make Nazi references




Loony Liberals -




" TALIBAN THE WORLD'S FEARLESS WARRIORS " - Study the CIA's Secret Weapon.




" POR FAVOR HOMBRE, COME AND 'COLLECT' THEM. " - Secret Service swipes forks & knives from Latinos at Obama rally.




CHINA HOSTING THE OLYMPICS? -




LET ME BE CLEAR: PRIORITIES - Mwah, Mwah, Mwah, Mwah (sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher)




" WE BOTH HAVE OUR PERSONAL PLANE " - Bo Obama was supposed to be in Hawaii. Instead,he showed up at President Obama’s side Wednesday shopping for treats at PetSmart. Take that you 'fat cat' bankers !




$42,150 BRACELET - Obviously not paying enough Warren Buffet Tax!




DEAR JOHN -




Donna Brazile’s Complete Lack of Self-Awareness -




MICHELLE ANTOINETTE - Let Them Eat Cake




CHECK OUT THE TIE - I Think He's A Republican Again Arlen Changes Parties More Often Than He Changes His Underwear




2009 NRA AWARD - Change is a comin- one way or the other! By the ballot or the bullet!




THE RESEMBLANCE! - It's uncanny!




"LET ME BE CLEAR!" - Actually Mr. President, you're not! Not even close to being crystal clear!


TAGS: let me be clear
Rating: 3.67/5

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THE TRUTH - HAS A FUNNY WAY OF GETTING OUT -




BHO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SHUTDOWN - The Barack Hussein Obama elementary School shut down for financial mismanagement and lack of achievement. Hmm, the pattern repeats! Mmm-mmm-MMM Barack Hussein Obama....MMM-mmm-MMM




LOGIC -




DING DONG -




ONLY ABOUT 21 CENTS EACH - I got an idea on how to raise revenues. Tax the hell out of these babies.




HMMM... LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT -


TAGS: let s get this straight
Rating: 5/5

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foxrecon19d - July 13, 2013, 4:46 pm
And where, oh brainwashed one, does it say that on the poster? Nice to see that you are still stupid, cranks...
crankyhead - July 13, 2013, 2:13 pm
HMMMM let's get this straight... fox thinks it's ok for the cops to release someone who just killed someone else without having a trial, as long as the corpse is that of a black person.


if a child is suspended from school for making a gun gesture... -




JUDICIAL WATCH - Reports Michelle Obama's Africa trip cost more than $432k, not counting food, lodging and ground transportation this summer. When will creating jobs become a priority for this administration?




YOUR WALLET - The only domestic drilling Democrats support




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Its more about partying at the White House, than Partisanship and solving this nations problems!




" OBAMA ECONOMICS EXPLAINED " - I basically let Michelle have 90% of what she wants.But, at a certain point, I have to say,'Give me my little 10 %.'




Sequestration -




METAPHOR - A cruise ship adrift




" S & P DOWNGRADES THE USAAA " - America has added $3.4 trillion in debt in 29 months -- the equivalent of about $4 billion per day.




An open letter to Liberals from Pacifists -




Draconian ruler -




Essential -




voting -




You heard the bible -




SGT SCHULTZ - complains that her aides (earning 60k to 160K/yr salary) can't afford good meals in DC, where a bowl of Soup can be found for $2 and Sandwiches for $5 at nearby cafe. WTF?




More men would not have helped the victims of Benghazi -




VOTING FOR REVENGE - Let the lavish vacations continue, while the rest of us eat cake!




SONG ANALOGIES - The social agenda of POTUS reminds me of the Joe Satriani song "I just wanna Rock"




LIBERALISM - yes, really that simplified




AG SECTY TOM VILSACK - USDA Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS)to furlough employees for 2 weeks While Vilsack goes on CA junket for winetasting and other boondoggle events




I CAN THINK OF 6 TRILLION REASONS - Not to vote for Obama. What's in your wallet?


TAGS: wallet
Rating: 4.56/5

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vbattaile - October 2, 2012, 6:54 am
Obummernomics is a DEBT SENTENCE for America


OBAMA ON IRENE: 'THIS IS NOT OVER' - "Recovery efforts will last for weeks or longer.Hmmmm.....Thus affecting the recovery of the Economy?"




OBAMA AT CHRYSLER - 300 workers lose a half a day's pay for Barry's Photo-Op Let them eat cake! Priceless




Source for Liberal Brains -




in celebration of our victory in the cold war -




NBC'S LIBERAL TALKING HEAD DAVID GREGORY - Sends his kids to a school that has 11 and soon to be 12 armed guards, yet poo-poos the concept of average Americans having similarly safe schools!


TAGS: liberal hypocrites let them eat cake
Rating: 4.33/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 2:58 am
Scary sight


OBAMA CELEBRATES EARTH DAY - 53,300 gallons of fuel in Air Force One. Now that's going green!!! (not counting helecopters, limos and 27 other vehicles that accompanied him on earth day...




YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF... - You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe




REALITY - Vs misplaced priorities


TAGS: speaking of vacations bullets obamanation obamalaise
Rating: 4.2/5

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PapaFox - March 29, 2013, 2:44 pm
As least the Repubs are keeping the rich happy.
JerryC - March 29, 2013, 1:52 pm
You're kidding, right? The word g** is not allowed in the comments?
JerryC - March 29, 2013, 1:51 pm
'Cause we all know if it wasn't for those pesky g** rights people, the Congressional Republicans would repeal the sequester, right?


PELOSI'S PRIVATE JET - Because Nothing says "Fiscally Responsible" more like a public servant flying on a private jet with taxpayer money.




THE QUICKER PICKER UPPER - Charlie needs more than paper towels for the mess he's in!




FIRING BLANKS - Bernanke's last bullet- "the buy back" fails to stimulate the stock market.




" I'M THE ONE PERCENT AND TAKE CARE OF MYSELF ! " - "will we honor the fundamental American belief that I am my brother’s keeper. I am my sister’s keeper, and if one of us is hurting, then we’re all hurting?Who are we?




NANCY IS PISSED - Pissed that her Botox is going to cost more under Obamacare.... until she finally realizes that they exempted themselves from Obamacare...




WE THE PEOPLE - Of the Obama Administration!!!




MICHELLE OBAMA HAPPY MEAL -




OBAMANAUTS: VOTE WITH YOUR WALLETS - For those who haven't been fed up with his absenteeism and lack of heavy lifting on the job, The Obama zombies will finally vote with their wallets in 2012! Blaming Bush won't work this time!




OBAMA'S WORST NIGHTMARE - Not even his Teleprompter can save him!




TOILET PAPER TAX - FREEDOM & TOILET PAPER, who thought they'd go together. What a resounding endorsement of our CAPITALIST SYSTEM based on BUTT WIPE.




ROYAL FLUSH -




TRANSFORMATION - the megalomaniac has nearly completed the transformation of this country. May God save us all!




FRUIT OF THE LOON - Thanks to the three stooges, Nancy, Harry and Barry, we've got a solid decade ahead of record unemployment. Must be time for more golf or another vacation!!




THE FUTURE - You see that twinkle in his eye? And that little smile on her face? That's your future president!




BIG GOV'T LS LIKE A PARASITE - The bigger the parasite (government) gets, the more it threatens the health and life of the host (taxpayer and small business)




79 WEEKS - 79 weeks as President 41 rounds of golf, 7 vacations. What's in your wallet?




BULLET CONTROL - Good Luck




6TH VACATION OF THE YEAR - I seem to remember that President Obama said he would not rest until everyone had a job. I am glad to know that the recession is now over!!!




ODE DE LIBERALS: - Listfully Lounding, Loving to Loathe Life; "Liberating" Lower-Middle Class Loyalists; Likewise, Lacking Loyalty to Life.




INTEL-SHIP - Let the soldiers and sailors do their job




Let The Lynchings Begin ! -




MONEY - An everyday-use product. deleted deleted




GUNS - Look, they don't kill people, okay? Obviously, it's the high-velocity bullets, people!


TAGS: second amendment gun control bullets
Rating: 2.71/5

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ipaprime - April 1, 2013, 8:24 am
nope it is the boogerhook on the bangswitch which does it


DEPLETED URANIUM - The Agent Orange of the Iraq War.


TAGS: gulf war syndrome depleted uranium
Rating: 2.71/5

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Texmil - March 24, 2013, 12:13 am
Nuclear Engineering
Cannabal - March 23, 2013, 2:30 am
Pardon me, but those are 30mm rounds that were made with depleted uranium (picture courtesy of the UN), whether they are American or not is beside the point; secondly, I don't care for your neo-McCarthyism; third, you're the illiterate one, not I.
foxrecon19d - March 22, 2013, 11:40 pm
Cannabal, you can first start by recognizing what a DU round looks like. Second, You'd have to learn to drop the anti-American propaganda. And third, you'll have to learn how to read a book.
Cannabal - March 22, 2013, 10:01 pm
I had no idea there was such a thing as a "Nuke degree." Where can I get one?
Texmil - March 22, 2013, 9:59 pm
but armor vehicles. BTW: I am a former armor officer with a nuke degree.
Texmil - March 22, 2013, 9:59 pm
Those aren't U.S. rounds, nor are they DU. DU is dangerous if ingested and you "play" with it where the penetrate a target. Folks were told not to do it, yet they climbed around on them. I also wasn't used that much in Iraq. Not really good for anything..


ELECTRONIC ID BRACELET -




PAUL RYAN HATES WOMEN -




IMMUTABLE TRUTH -




MITT, YOU WERE COMPLETELY WRONG - Even Google says so!!!


TAGS: google completely wrong romney
Rating: 1.5/5

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KALKAM - October 24, 2012, 11:57 am
Google says it's a search engine....she says something else...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8WVp6nUwew


Bruce Bartlett -




Cops Are Complete Idiots -




Put Down the Cupcake: Ban Hits School Bake Sales -


TAGS: school bake sale bans cupcakes nutrition nazis nanny state moochelle michelle obama lets move
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - May 24, 2015, 5:45 pm
ha! 5Led...I mean, it's a shark FCS X-D


Bleachbit -




America First -




Congratulations, Donald Trump! -




Never Let a Serious Crisis Go to Waste -


TAGS: obama gun control charleston south carolina church shooting never let a serious crisis go to waste
Rating: 5/5

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calron - November 1, 2015, 9:44 pm
So basically you offered no real count for what I said and pretended to know my motivation and attacked me off that falsehood rather that actually engage in an hoest debate.
mittromney - June 22, 2015, 1:54 am
/you got your rise out of me,stalker.And that's all you're gonna get.I notice others call you calvon.Fitting.Nice username fail there you got going.Karma.You can argue with yourself for now on,CalVon.that's sums up all you really do anyways,troll.Bye now/
mittromney - June 22, 2015, 1:45 am
/of course you did, you are an irritating fail troll. that what trolls do, they like to push b.uttons. good job. glad you admitted it,Murican. There would be something wrong with me if I didn't react to your disrespectful trolling of a national tragedy./
calron - June 22, 2015, 1:35 am
Wow, looks like I pushed a b***on. :P Mental illness is the mots common factor in these types of shootings, yet politicians do no talk about the red flags that these shooters wave all over that are ignored.
mittromney - June 22, 2015, 1:25 am
-old and dirty./my your egotistically spouting off tonite. existence might be here long after we're gone. but thank {the Pope's} god you won't be./
mittromney - June 22, 2015, 1:20 am
/if they did, you and your split personalities on this site would be endangered - so I'd be for that./might be time for you to do some laundry - your socks are getting old, failtroll/
calron - June 21, 2015, 11:56 pm
They're gonna regulate mental illness?
RonaldReagan - June 20, 2015, 2:37 pm
I will relinquish my weapons, bullets first. To the thug who tries to take away my liberty.
fauxnews - June 20, 2015, 2:27 pm
Not sure what area u live in,but in the part of'Murica where I reside there are local gun shows all the time where u can pick up firearms with little or no regulation.You're living in denial to not acknowledge that scary reality in light of current events
Cyberhagen - June 20, 2015, 12:47 pm
I don't have a gun either but at least I can get one if I need one. And the myth that they are handed like candy is a lie. I needed to register with the local police dept and have two witnesses for my character, and it took several months to get.
Zeitguy - June 19, 2015, 8:53 pm
Ask Australians how that gun confiscation is working for them. Only the criminals have guns now.
mittromney - June 19, 2015, 1:41 pm
/I've always managed to protect my own house just fine without a firearm. Maybe it's because I live somewhere that doesn't glorify violence and give out a**ault weapons like Halloween candy. how is that working out for you America?/
mittromney - June 19, 2015, 1:39 pm
/so pushing for regulation on the very thing that caused the problem is shameless? the NRA hold rallies only miles away from school shootings is shameless./The idolization of guns f***ed your country


Never Let a Crisis Go to Waste -




Daily Show Dunce Done August 6th -




Those emails -




A Government of Ineptness -




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